Well, our title doesn’t refer so much to a ‘dance’ routine, as to a ‘shuffle’ routine.
For some reason, the borough council hasn’t put floor numbers in the stairwell of Main Square car park. So we’ve encountered people who start to leave the stairs via one of the institution-green doors, then realise that they’re on the wrong floor. At which point they reverse back out again. Confusion for them, and for any one behind them trying to maintain a social distance.
Perhaps the council could put a notice at the bottom of the stairs saying ‘Please count the floors as you climb these stairs, remember that ground floor is level one, and make sure that you leave at the correct floor’. Numbering the floors might be more helpful, though! (Of course, the parking areas themselves are ‘colour coded’. Why not paint the doors the relevant colour??)
Maybe the problem has arisen because council officers and staff don’t use the ‘facilities’ that they provide for us – the tax-paying residents?